I would have prefered an option for braids if the City's determined to give hair growth a small boost. The goatee lost its appeal months ago, although the challenge of maintaining one without a mirror did have its charms. It's like knife-throwing. People wonder how you can manage without looking. It also happens to help if you actually can ( Read more... )

Video[Nik appears to be going about his business without interruption despite the day's myriad curses. He passes through the living room, and thus in front of the camera, several times as he completes his chores. Twice, he comes through with sorted laundry. Three times, he disappears into the kitchen, from which the sounds of cleaning (or ( Read more... )

Recently Acquired

1 little brother (Need I give the speech again? Do not incur my ire ( Read more... )

I need to buy paint and drop sheets tomorrow. The cat did his best to lose a paw in an attempt to ground the katana this morning, and fell off of the bookshelves in the process. He latched onto the wall in a bid to stay near the ceiling ( Read more... )

A word of advice ( Read more... )

Voice

-ou don't hurry up I'm going to leave you here for Boggle's children. It would be an educational experience for all parties con- ... -cerned ...

[A moment's pause as the memories return. Then a sigh.]This is becoming ridiculous. I was supposed to have office hours this afternoon and a meeting with my advisor. The day was going to be ( Read more... )

At this juncture it would be reasonable, despite the inherent contradiction, to wonder if my rational mind is finally gone. The City being what it is, the better presumption would be that self-diagnosis is premature and I was indeed ambushed by a handful of aspiring ninja at four o'clock this morning. Something about proving themselves. I'm ( Read more... )

Monday was full of enough revelations for the week. I apologize.

( Action beneath cut to spare your flist). )

Voice Post (Accidental)

I don't know. He wouldn't even speak to-

[Breaks off, then to himself:]

Shit.

[Hurriedly.]

Get your sword. Find Robin.

[Pause.]

The Auphe. They're here.

[OOC: There are thread place-holders below for everyone who signed up to have action spam with Niko. Please post any other comments outside of these threads. To ( Read more... )

Apparently I should try this again.

Dear Santa,

I would like a cutting board, a new copy of Arcana Mundi, and a battle-ready katana made in the traditional manner. If you deliver to Manhattan, a new carburetor would be preferred.

Sincerely,

Niko

Better?

[OOC: He's messing with you. ;)]